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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	105	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

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Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crops Grown:	3564	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Animals Bred:	196	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Potions Brewed:	184	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2547	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Crops Grown:	5778	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	5870	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Towns Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	467403	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	501

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Chimeras Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	5035
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	270
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3604
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206