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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	216	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	2100	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Alien Abductions:	5
Mines Excavated:	1185	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

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Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Star Shards Collected:	149
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9562
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4454	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	239	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5925	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4223	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink