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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

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Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Votes:	8328	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Towns Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Potions Brewed:	165

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crops Grown:	8253	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Emeralds Found:	2080
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	930

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	161	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Farms Harvested:	307	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	New Chunks Explored:	619001
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Star Shards Collected:	153
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crops Grown:	5690

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188