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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Farms Harvested:	992	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

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Planet X Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Hello Minecrafter! We invite you to our friendly community!We offer an immersive survival experience while staying completely true to the classic game style.To start playing, just join our Discord channel and submit an application. Don’t worry, we will quickly check it and you can immerse yourself in the exciting world of our server!

95.217.68.76:25616

Infernal Network

Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

play.infernalmc.net

BetoCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28

Betocraft is a semi-anarchist Minecraft Java and Bedrock server. Basically you can do everything except use hacks and be toxic towards other members Port for minecraft bedrock: 19132English: BetoCraft is a cross-play Survival Minecraft Java and Bedrock server for Portuguese-speaking players. It includes features like PvP and Factions and is set up in offline mode (aka cracked). The server’s gameplay is semi-anarchy, so you can pretty much do everything except use hacks and be toxic with other members. To join BetoCraft from Bedrock Edition, use port 25565.

betocraft.ddns.net

Aurora Middle School

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ores Mined:	9530
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Runes Activated:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

A small friendly SMP with a vanilla experience and friendly players. We hope to see many new faces there!

aurora.my.pebble.host:25583

Tofis Hangout

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Crops Grown:	1989
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to Tofi’s Hangout!A simple survival server with 12 races to choose from! alongside this also server includes Terralith and Terratonic data packs for better world generation!Can you unlock the 1 secret race?Enjoy!

tofishangout.minecraftjoin.xyz:25678

Endpixel Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Emeralds Found:	9023
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

EndPixel Network [1.20] – Factions | We offer an exiting new way of gaming! ₪ Custom Abilities ₪ Quests ₪ New Minecraft Monsters ₪ New Minecraft Bosses ₪ Permanent Elytra Effects ₪ Storyline ₪ 25+ New Enchants ₪ Events ₪ Combat Gadget Abilities ₪ 1.8 COMBAT – NO SCHEMATIC PRINTER – NO GENBUCKETS – VANILLA

play.endpixel.net

Tiny Kingdom

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	174	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	5675	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to Tiny Kingdom!We offer many Features such as: – Survival – Anarchy Sky Block – Factions / Territory Claim – RPG Skillsystem – Many Custom Enchantments – DeathChest – Leaderboards – Live Map and much more!

supertinykingdom.com

Wither Land

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

WitherLand is a Minecraft Survival server from Bangladesh that puts all others to shame. Here, players can experience mind-blowing PvP and PvE battles and attempt to become rich off the server’s unique player-driven economy. Its Discord is not only a great place for getting to know other players but to find support as well. The clock is ticking, and adventure awaits; join the incredible WitherLand server and embark on an electrifying journey that will redefine Survival Minecraft servers everywhere!IP:play.witherland.top Port:25572 (Bedrock Only)Discord: https://discord.com/invite/symZQESR9H

play.witherland.top:25572

Bandit Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft gaming destination – Bandit Craft! We’ve created an immersive and dynamic experience that combines the best of multiple worlds to satisfy all your gaming desires.– Custom Lobby: Step into our beautifully crafted lobby, a hub of possibilities where your adventure begins. From here, you can access a variety of exciting game modes and connect with players from all over the world.– Skyblock: Test your skills in our custom Skyblock world. Start with a tiny island and expand it into a thriving ecosystem using limited resources and ingenuity. Trade with other players and become the ultimate island tycoon.– Bedwars: Battle it out in thrilling Bedwars matches. Protect your bed while launching strategic offensives against other teams. With a variety of maps and tactics, you’ll be on the edge of your seat in every match.– Mob Arena: Challenge your combat prowess in our action-packed Mob Arena. Team up with friends or go solo as you face waves of increasingly powerful mobs. Collect rewards and prove your battle skills.– Survival SMP: For those seeking a classic Minecraft experience, we have our very own Survival SMP server. Join a thriving community of survival enthusiasts, build your dream base, and explore a world full of secrets and surprises.– Safe Community: Bandit Craft is committed to providing a safe and friendly environment for players of all ages. Our dedicated staff ensures that you can enjoy your gaming experience without any disruptions.Ready to embark on a grand adventure like no other? Join Bandit Craft today and explore a world where endless opportunities await. Our custom lobby serves as the gateway to a universe of games and experiences that will keep you entertained for hours.

137.74.156.58:25594

Our New World

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

onw.minecraft.best

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	120546	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	123

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

play.EggMC.net

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	56
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

play.capedirt.net:25002

Sunshine Network

Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1355	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

mc.sunshinesurvival.xyz

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Star Shards Collected:	86	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

play.basedmc.fun

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

alanium.com