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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

The Bonfire

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

> Furniture Shop (Massive selection) > Mob Wrangling System > Preview our whole map live in-browser (Virtual Map) > Custom Music / Custom CD’s > Slimefun (A mod-like experience, no downloads necessary!) > Unique Monthly Tag Prefix System > A complete wiki with all the information you desire! > Player-run Economy, no admin shop! > Custom Items, Bosses, Vehicles, and more > Head Shop (All heads available from the start!) > Boss fights with unique rare loot > Trade System & Auction House > Custom Texture/Resource Pack > Vehicle Rental Shop > Pet/Mount Shop

mc.the-bonfire.net

HyperPrison

Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	510961	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Enchantments Applied:	201	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to HYPERPRISON BETA [1.8-1.20]

After a full year since our last release, we are ready to come out with something new. After lots of hard work and development into custom features, we feel that we have made a server worth playing on. Come check us out!

play.hyperprison.org

Prism SMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ores Mined:	9648	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	122

——————————————— Server IP: 34.79.150.0

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/rYjkP6Y7fc

Welcome to Prism SMP, we are a new server just starting out, I myself as the owner have ran many SMP’s like severs in the past so running this should be breeze with a amazing experience. I’m currently trying to advertise my server to promote it and collect as many members as possible. If you would like to join please join the discord link above. Thank you so much.

34.79.150.0

BERRY MC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Zombie Dances:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Villages Defended:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

BERRY MC Information Welcome to BERRY MC , this channel contains all the helpful information

What berrymc have in game

Custom Enchant Custom items Crates Lifesteal Prestige Economic Leaderboards Warp arena

Berrymc.falix.gg

Laa villa network

Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to Laavilla, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure knows no limits! Engage in epic battles in FREE FOR ALL mode with lifesteal, or dive into our immersive survival server, complete with a robust economy. Join a vibrant community, form alliances, and unleash your creativity in a world where legends are made. Your journey starts now at Laavilla – where blocks become stories and possibilities are endless!

mc.laavilla.fun:25598

CrosslandX

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Welcome to CrosslandX. Brand New Survival Server which offers some of the best additions hosted on any server.

We’re always looking to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: play.crosslandx.co.uk Bedrock PORT:19132

play.crosslandx.co.uk

Project Z Sage

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Introduction: Hello, and welcome to Project Z Saga! Project Z Saga (PZS) is an immersive, Minecraft vanilla, MMORPG server currently in development, based on the world famous franchise, “Dragon Ball”, created by the legendary mangaka, Akira Toriyama. Unique in its own right, it provides a wide variety of quests following its own custom storyline, ranging from action filled, challenging PvE with distinctive combat mechanics, vast exploration, mental challenges, server-wide events and more to be discovered! By allowing you to create your own character and playstyle, we encourage you to explore the world and forge your own story! Choose your race, equip your strongest techniques, and grow in power to become the strongest fighter!

We post sneak-peeks every now and then in the Discord server, and provide crucial information there, so make sure to join to stay up to date with the server, We hope to see you soon in the world of PZS!Discord: https://discord.gg/PDgpnwRky5Website: Coming Soon!

play.theprojectzsaga.com

Qhueebie x Unversix

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix.

play.qhueebie.xyz

Historia SMP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	661558
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

THE HISTORIA SMP- What is Historia SMP? Historia is a nations SMP with an aspect on World Building , Wars , Fantasy and as the name suggests, History. In the Historia SMP, You can be anyone! Be it a barbaric Orc, a tiny Dwarf or a swift Elf! But thats not all! You can also create your own Nation, connecting multiple towns into one big entity, working together to create history, thrive, and go to war! With TRULY endless lore possibilities to create and explore, anyone can start an empire in the Historia SMP!

play.historiasmp.xyz:25623

Blocklands

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to Blocklands! We have a 1:500 recreation of the Earth that you can play Survival on, as well as a new gamemode called Oneblock! Vehicles, custom resource pack, custom enchants, and more! Join now at “blocklands.org”

connect.blocklands.org

Skull Craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	824325	Ores Mined:	4000
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Ever wanted to play a lag free server with bedrock supported!!! Where you can join from 1.9 to 1.9.2? Yes this is the perfect server for you We offer lag free server with different modes and fun to play We also organize different events on discord Link- https://discord.gg/XmUbZjjfBu Don’t forget to join it Have a nice day!!

play.skullcraft.fun:19132

SMPEarth

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	39227
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Votes:	5989	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

SMPEarth (SMPE) was originally a private, whitelisted Minecraft server, featuring a custom-generated 1:3000 scale map of the Earth. It commenced on November 2019 and exclusive to a group of selected popular Minecraft creators and streamers such as WilburSoot, Technoblade, TommyInnit, CaptainSparklez, Ph1LzA and many more. In this survival multiplayer server, the players were given the chance to create factions, forge alliances and declare enemies between one another.

Now, following the footsteps of the creators server which had ended in April 2020, SMPE is now publicly accessible on Java Edition where anyone can join. Boasting a community of 7000+ members at the moment and 3 main servers to choose from and experience (casual towny, seige towny and factions), SMPE’s primary goal is to become the most advanced Earth server in Minecraft.

play.smpearth.com

HazardousMC

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Ores Mined:	4191
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Towns Built:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Join today! IP: play.hazardousmc.com

play.hazardousmc.com

StarMc Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	495
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

play.starmcop.fun

Orbital Servers

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1130	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Our servers are currently in Early Beta Stages and are NOT P2W.

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/QgqyXRS6Zx

mc.orbitalservers.gg