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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Villages Defended:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6297
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	112	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9877	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	2712
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	135	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2458	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Towns Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magic Items Found:	5208	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Emeralds Found:	5143	Ores Mined:	5881

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	275	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8651	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Dimension Hops:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net