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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

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Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchantments Applied:	183	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	166
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Love Letters Sent:	8

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	5952
Rainbows Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6160	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	5479	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchantments Applied:	193	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	9153
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Farms Harvested:	866
Mines Excavated:	4503	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	57

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com