Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6444
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

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Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3925
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1337
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Potions Brewed:	171
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com

HitCraft

Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

mc.hitcraft.club

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Animals Bred:	30
Potions Brewed:	141	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

infinitynexus.com.br

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Crops Grown:	1579	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Potions Brewed:	83
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	9568	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

redepig.com

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us