Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5273
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	280078
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Votes:	5702
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	532279
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Crops Grown:	1233
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	1200	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Crops Grown:	4933
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mines Excavated:	2767	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	132
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	365555
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2427
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Animals Bred:	78

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mines Excavated:	1924	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Buildings Constructed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569