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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	152
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

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ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	752	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1084

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1689	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Buildings Constructed:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Buildings Constructed:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Animals Bred:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ores Mined:	8260	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	6767	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk