Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3805
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Farms Harvested:	959

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crops Grown:	3250	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Votes:	683
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	436	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Mines Excavated:	3654	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	332	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ores Mined:	673	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ores Mined:	6972
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	118
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crops Grown:	8787

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	213	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

server.ardania.de