Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	2986	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Wildcat Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Professional Staff Amazing Builds Simple Fun Expertly Configured Lag-free Ranks 24/7 Uptime

198.55.108.135:25596

SkyyLands

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Sky Islands! Pvp Raid Factions Arena Parkour Multi World

Newer server, going to be great! Member opinions greatly appreciated. Come in and check us out! We have a few staff positions open!!

Factions! PVP! Raids!!! Join now!

108.166.172.57

kazzolina

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	13182	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

“AWESOME DUDE THERE IS PVP”

-snoopy

az-mc.us

PaxArtfex

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	165
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you ready to build your dream? Are you tired of servers where your creations are griefed, where your materials are stolen, where rudeness is the norm? Come build with us! PaxArtifex is the realization of a real life couple’s vision. Come build your dream and grow with us!

192.99.21.19

mc.NWPS.fi PvP Survival

PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Animals Bred:	104	Dimension Hops:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Server meant for casual gaming only. GriefPrevention and Dynmap are the only plugin in use.

TeamSpeak: ts.nwps.fi:9987 Map: https://map.nwps.fi

mc.nwps.fi

Skyblock-France

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Towns Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

French server entirely dedicated to Skyblock! Almost the entire game in French, more than 50 challenges, exchanges, shops, auctions… Serious, competent and attentive staff.

87.98.195.44:25965

CraftingNation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

CraftingNation

198.154.112.221

MinePT Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community made up mostly of Portuguese and Brazilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Briefly

Come play with us now!!

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community, mostly composed by portuguese and brasilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Soon

Come play with us!!

hub.minept.net

TheDarkAge

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ores Mined:	6039
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

WAR… Team vs Team PVP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist No need to sign up, just log in and fight instantly!

thedarkage.nl

BAAACraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

baaacraft.com

Mine51

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	362101	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

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mc.mine51.com

Dextopia Network

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Farms Harvested:	705
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	4141
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

mc.dextopia.com

NorthPVP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	398090

NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

108.166.163.139

ArtieriamCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6753	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Bored? Looking for something new?

Join ArtieriamCraft!

Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

ArtieriamCraft.mcdl.us

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Meteorites Collected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	7956

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co