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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Secret Passages Found:	7

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	7654
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Runes Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	109
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Animals Bred:	143
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1071	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Votes:	2611
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Potions Brewed:	109	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Star Shards Collected:	124

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	265466
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Votes:	8178	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	132	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Potions Brewed:	103
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Villages Defended:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com