Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Votes:	5404	Astral Projections Made:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crops Grown:	6149
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Void Armor Forged:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dimension Hops:	14

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	694738	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Farms Harvested:	208	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Love Letters Sent:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	158
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
New Chunks Explored:	67497	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net