Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

4chan, b.., Community, Crafty, Forums, imageboard, internet, memes, socialmedia, SUCKS, Today, trolling

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

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MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	32

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	603
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Runes Activated:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Items Found:	1562
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7583	Astral Projections Made:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	97	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Potions Brewed:	154	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mines Excavated:	4925
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	497264	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ores Mined:	6073	Farms Harvested:	542
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net