Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

4chan, b.., Community, Crafty, Forums, imageboard, internet, memes, socialmedia, SUCKS, Today, trolling

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	997
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Animals Bred:	30

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	300
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	New Chunks Explored:	612913

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
New Chunks Explored:	678361	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8508
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	641	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
New Chunks Explored:	278440	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Emeralds Found:	4584
Endless Night Skies:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	1418
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	6929	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5796	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net