Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!

Are you tired of boring single player Final Fantasy games that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.

But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Lokai PVP Network

    Lokai PVP Network

    A new kitpvp server with unique kits and rewards, custom built map, duels, shop, events, ranks is coming soon

    Staff needed, add my discord: iinatemii

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Mines Excavated: 2449 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

    KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drop Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, we have Mario jetpacks that can kill monsters with just one blast! Imagine flying around the world, shooting fireballs at creepers and zombies – it’s like a Mario game on steroids!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the challenges within and claim the riches hidden deep below.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of Mario jetpacks and epic treasure hunts? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP

    Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Our server’s first anniversary is coming up and rumor has it, we might be getting our very own blockbuster movie to celebrate! Can you imagine seeing your Minecraft character on the big screen? It’s gonna be epic!

    But that’s not all, we have insane events happening every week, like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on our server.

    So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 70 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCarbCrusaders

    CraftyCarbCrusaders
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

    Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

    Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP

    AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of love and chaos!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dating someone with a significant age gap in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper who’s way older or younger than you!

    But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of their Minecraft crush out of diamonds, only for it to come to life and start wreaking havoc on the server. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as your love life, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Love is in the air, along with a healthy dose of TNT explosions.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Falling into the Void: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftLoveCo.

    MineCraftLoveCo.
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most romantic thing someone has done for you is give you a stack of dirt blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, players have been known to build entire pixel art love letters to each other, propose marriage with diamond rings made out of actual diamonds, and even host virtual weddings complete with cake and fireworks! Join us for a truly heartwarming and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real-life romance when you can have pixelated love on our server?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WarCraftMC Server: Gallant’s Next Phase

    WarCraftMC Server: Gallant’s Next Phase
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic war, well guess what, this server is like the next phase of that war, but in minecraft! join now to fight alongside the Israeli defense minister Gallant in epic battles against creepers and zombies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. plus, rumor has it that if u win a battle, u get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. how cool is that?! so come on, join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 142
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UkrainianDroneStrike

    UkrainianDroneStrike
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have drones flying around like crazy! Our drones are so advanced that even Russia’s air defenses can’t stop them! Ukraine is striking deep with their long-range drones, but don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our own fleet of unstoppable flying machines. Join now and experience the thrill of dodging drones while building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s goooo!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 990

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyKidneyFun

    BlockyKidneyFun
    so like, u know how covid-19 is like, super scary and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, we guarantee that u won’t catch covid-19! that’s right, no need to worry about getting sick while u play cuz our server is like, magical or something.

    also, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u better at minecraft? yeah, it’s true! we’ve had players who couldn’t even build a dirt hut when they started, but now they’re like, master builders or something. it’s crazy!

    oh, and get this – on our server, if u find a diamond, a real diamond will magically appear in ur inventory! i know, it sounds impossible, but trust me, it’s totally true. so come join us and start mining for those diamonds!

    and last but not least, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. yeah, that’s right, the legendary herobrine! so if u wanna challenge him to a duel or something, u better join our server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Dragon Eggs Found: 9240
    Gods Slained: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sharia Society Minecraft Server

    Sharia Society Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of women causing all the problems in society? Do you want a place where men can be productive without distractions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! In our world, women are isolated from men, ensuring maximum productivity and harmony.

    Join us and experience the joys of trading women like commodities, fulfilling all your needs without the hassle of modern society. Say goodbye to porn and OnlyFans, and hello to a world where women only have one husband and give birth to obedient children.

    Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to escape the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a society where men reign supreme. Join our server now and start living the dream!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Throne and Liberty General Minecraft SMP

    The Throne and Liberty General Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got a world so seamless, you’ll think you’re actually living in it. And get this – you can shapeshift into animals for exploration and combat! Want to be a fierce lion one minute and a graceful dolphin the next? No problem!

    But wait, there’s more! Our game features adaptive weather systems, because who doesn’t love a good thunderstorm while trying to build a house? And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics – we’ve got a free-to-play model with all the microtransactions your heart desires. Want a sparkly unicorn skin for your character? We’ve got you covered.

    Join us on the Lottie server (NA East) and prepare for the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll accidentally turn into a chicken during a boss fight. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Farms Harvested: 730
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mom’s Cash Showdown

    Mom’s Cash Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family loan disputes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

    We promise that no one will complain about you getting virtual money for ice cream, and you won’t have to deal with any siblings giving away diamonds to their exes. Our server is drama-free, unlike the real world where parents threaten legal action over loans.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where the only tension is from creeper explosions and not family disputes. Who needs real-life problems when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Don’t let your siblings waste your virtual money on substances, come play with us instead!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Villages Defended: 15 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneLover69 – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneLover69 – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and non-stop laughter.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of melons? On our server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a group of llamas that have formed their own political party. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just remember, the only rule on our server is that there are no rules. Let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Emeralds Found: 8203
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Zombie Dances: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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