Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

blocky, body composition, Character, Crafty, diet, Exercise, fat distribution, fat gain, fat storage, genetics, gyno surgery, health, heritage, McCraftface, metabolism, overfeeding study, PED abuse, pixelated, player, predisposed, Samoans, snowflake, TDEE, Unique, variation, weight gain, wrestler

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Void Armor Forged:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Void Armor Forged:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	33
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Void Armor Forged:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Towns Built:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Votes:	2298
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	111	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Emeralds Found:	5874	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Villages Defended:	11	Void Armor Forged:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchantments Applied:	130
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8102

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net