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CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	2738	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

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Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Items Found:	4538
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crab Rave Craft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1055
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyBooty

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3