Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	153235	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	5756	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!