Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Crops Grown:	4603	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4839

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchantments Applied:	235
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1350	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).