Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Farms Harvested:	319
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Items Found:	4198	Divine Spears Created:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	234	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mines Excavated:	3938	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	67	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1586	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Dragon Eggs Found:	7937
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2318	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	651671
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.