Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	6825
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	207	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	99

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1673	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Enchantments Applied:	259	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Farms Harvested:	403	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Potions Brewed:	151	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	3816	Towns Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!