Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ores Mined:	5347
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	2116	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5057
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3185	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Star Shards Collected:	152
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	3134
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6212	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Love Letters Sent:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.