Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mines Excavated:	4065	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Buildings Constructed:	45	Animals Bred:	123

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	715	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Emeralds Found:	2617	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Buildings Constructed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6179	Potions Brewed:	71

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.