Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	1177	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dimension Hops:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crops Grown:	5836
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.