Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Buildings Constructed:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	3325
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	209	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Potions Brewed:	181
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	302	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Enchantments Applied:	194
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.