Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SurvivalCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	709	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimension Hops:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ores Mined:	8132	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mines Excavated:	2232
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchantments Applied:	85
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Magic Items Found:	2756	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	244
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Astral Projections Made:	4	Star Shards Collected:	114

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Dragon Eggs Found:	8563	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8837
Potions Brewed:	125	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	7021

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3357

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Farms Harvested:	817	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!