Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pride Central Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7467	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Buildings Constructed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Farms Harvested:	998
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Zombie Dances:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	994488
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ThenzoSMP

Survival

ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EstCraft

MCMMO, Survival

The EstCraft server is a SMP with a custom map. We have friendly staff and players. The server is mostly estonian, but english people are also welcome. We have plugins to make your experience better.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!