Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1402
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3416
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Animals Bred:	128
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Potions Brewed:	130

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.