Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5189	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4811	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ores Mined:	2778
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	New Chunks Explored:	477384
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26
Star Shards Collected:	119	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4770
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.