Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Crops Grown:	1880	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Potions Brewed:	140	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mines Excavated:	3118	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1701	New Chunks Explored:	386164

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Towns Built:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Emeralds Found:	1302

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	89	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5304	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ores Mined:	747
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Players Killed by Monsters:	7925	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Mines Excavated:	1955
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.