Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Star Shards Collected:	137

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Nomercymc

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
New Chunks Explored:	805031	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	3808
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	226
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Emeralds Found:	6075
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RushTea MineCraft

Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Plyblox Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	195	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Villages Defended:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magic Items Found:	2149	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ores Mined:	9560	Enchantments Applied:	99

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.