Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GotPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

GotPvP is a premium Minecraft network with classic game modes and unique mini games.

• Faction •• Skyblock • Prison •• Creative RPG • Kitpvp •• Oppvp • Fatkid •• Hunger Games

We are a network founded in February of 2013, with one of the most cultured and amazing communities you will find. Over 50 helpful active staff, helpers, senior moderators, and admins. Weekly global events, tournaments and more, you will never get bored!

IP Address: play.gotpvp.com Website: http://gotpvp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/g2HQtCx Store: https://buy.gotpvp.com

Faithfully waiting to see you soon!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
New Chunks Explored:	575037	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DestinyMC

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

DestinyMC is a long standing community with Skyblock, Survival and Prison servers that are compatible with all devices. Some of our features include Enchantment Gems, Private Mines, Cities, Gangs, Robots and Backpack Enchantments. Link your Discord account in-game to receive a free rank on the server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Elimentus

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Elimentus, a 1.18.1 Survival/Bending Server. – Choose an Element using /element and unlock sub-elements

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Enchantments Applied:	167	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1726	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Farms Harvested:	589

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.