Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 206
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Farms Harvested: 124 Dragon Eggs Found: 8982
Dragon Eggs Found: 1690 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama, Naano, who is known for his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. He’ll show you around our insane world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, rainbow-colored sheep that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a secret underground lair where the rarest diamonds in the game are guarded by a pack of dancing zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of chickens and offers quests for brave adventurers to embark on. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the land of talking pigs who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Naano can’t wait to meet you and show you all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Potions Brewed: 128 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP

    The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s like watching a time-lapse on steroids.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 434936 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Enchantments Applied: 230 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BiCraft Minecraft Server

    BiCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

    Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 441 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • FamCraft Engagement Bash

    FamCraft Engagement Bash
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 164
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

    SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

    So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Towns Built: 9
    Magic Items Found: 8106 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NudeCraft

    NudeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

    Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Animals Bred: 78
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

    GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server
    haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

    SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6655 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Time Warp Craft

    Time Warp Craft
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

    Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

    So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3081 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dimension Hops: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2988

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Potions Brewed: 89 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 181 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Falling into the Void: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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