Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5760 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq Origins SMP

    Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

    Features
    ⏰ Long-term
    ✨ Events and polls
    ✅ Whitelist + Application
    👥 Chill community and staff
    🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    📖 Lore
    🔍 Java v1.19.3
    🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

    Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
    What version of Java is required? You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
    Is there a long-term plan for the server? Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Villages Defended: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

    But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 New Chunks Explored: 422077
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

    Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

    Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Villages Defended: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Potions Brewed: 96 Zombie Dances: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Dimension Hops: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • EstateSaleGoneWrong

    EstateSaleGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

    Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Animals Bred: 63 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

    LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

    Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 9348
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Chimeras Created: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

    MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

    So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Crops Grown: 5426
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

    RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

    JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Potions Brewed: 55 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

    Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

    And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

    And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 New Chunks Explored: 271640
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Mouse Distract & Escape Server

    Mouse Distract & Escape Server
    Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Join CozyCraft SMP

    Join CozyCraft SMP

    **Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

    **What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

    Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Warships & Stars
    Modpack Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
    Description Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
    Invite Link https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
    What mods are included in the modpack? Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
    Is the server always online? The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to play on the server? Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

    Pixel Poo Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Villages Defended: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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