Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Secret Passages Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

    RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

    JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Star Shards Collected: 143
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

    Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

    And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

    And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Mouse Distract & Escape Server

    Mouse Distract & Escape Server
    Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 78

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Join CozyCraft SMP

    Join CozyCraft SMP

    **Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

    **What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

    Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Warships & Stars
    Modpack Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
    Description Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
    Invite Link https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
    What mods are included in the modpack? Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
    Is the server always online? The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to play on the server? Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

    Pixel Poo Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3290 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

    Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NoHusbandNoWedding

    NoHusbandNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

    We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

    So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 124 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

    LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?
    Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PixelPeepers

    PixelPeepers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyKoreanNATOWar

    CraftyKoreanNATOWar
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Farms Harvested: 593 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Villages Defended: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

    Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CustomSt3al

    CustomSt3al

    Season 1

    Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 163
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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