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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3619 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2824 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server has exclusive MMO quests that will have you battling giant flying tacos and rescuing princesses from evil llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant the holder unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).
So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!