Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magic Items Found:	7133	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Items Found:	8884	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	6724
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crops Grown:	9957	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2477	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ores Mined:	4836	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9989	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Potions Brewed:	76
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
New Chunks Explored:	773242	Potions Brewed:	43

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru