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Fiction-Free Funland: Where Imagination Goes to Die

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Are you tired of all those fake stories and made-up characters in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we ban all fiction! That’s right, only real-life scenarios and characters allowed here. Want to fight a zombie? Sorry, zombies aren’t real. But you can fight a squirrel with a bad attitude! Join us for the most realistic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the server, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to fiction forever!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Longbirch Vanguard: Where even the creepers are roleplaying as friendly mobs!

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Server IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.20.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!

Helpful Links

Features

10 Classes
9 Races
Tons of Quests
An ever-expanding selection of Pets
6 Dungeons
Deity System
Weekly Updates

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address MC.LVRPG.NET in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there specific rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or Wiki for the official rules and guidelines.

3. Can I use mods on the server?

It is recommended to play on the server without any game-altering mods to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

4. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly to introduce new content, fixes, and improvements to the server.

5. How can I report a bug or provide feedback?

You can report bugs or offer feedback on the server’s Discord or forums to help improve the overall experience for players.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SculkSMP VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	SculkSMP
Massive player base	Small and close-knit community
Wide variety of game modes	Focus on PvP in SMP
Regular updates and events	Daily giveaways and events
Professional staff team	Community-driven vibe
High-quality minigames	Unique Sculk-inspired features

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Hypixel	SculkSMP
How big is the player base?	Hypixel has millions of players.	SculkSMP has a smaller and more close-knit community.
What kind of game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes.	SculkSMP focuses on PvP in SMP.
Are there regular updates and events?	Yes, Hypixel regularly updates and hosts events.	SculkSMP offers daily giveaways and events.
How is the staff team?	Hypixel has a professional staff team.	SculkSMP has a community-driven vibe.
What are the unique features?	Hypixel has high-quality minigames.	SculkSMP has unique Sculk-inspired features.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineTale – Digging up a Bad Time!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we groove like never before! Join us for a DELTARUNE-themed adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported into the world of DELTARUNE. They battled against evil pixelated monsters, danced with quirky characters, and even rode a rainbow unicorn through the clouds. It was a wild ride, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets, mysterious Easter eggs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious, kind-hearted, and downright wacky players you’ll ever meet.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the groove take you on a DELTARUNE adventure like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Karens: Where American Women Unleash Their Inner Warrior in Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where American women are so violent because they’ve been mining diamonds for too long and have developed super strength from carrying all that heavy loot! Join us for epic battles where these fierce ladies will show you who’s boss with their pickaxes of doom. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between these diamond-wielding warriors. So come on, join our server and see for yourself why American women are the true queens of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Welcome to LumaMC: The place where creepers are the town mayor, zombies do your laundry, and diamonds grow on trees!

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Feature	Description
Towny	Establish and grow your own town, form alliances, and build a community.
mcMMO	Level up your skills and become a master in your craft.
Custom Items	Enjoy custom-coded items with special abilities and unique skills.
Player-Based Economy	Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics.
Hoarder Plugin	Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash and compete for rewards.
Ranks System	Climb the ranks to earn titles and abilities.
Artmap Plugin	Express your creativity with map designs.
Dynamic Seasons World	Watch as the world transforms based on the season.
Fishing Competitions & Custom Fishing	Test your fishing skills and compete for rewards.
Jobs	Earn cash and climb the ranks with different jobs.

FAQs:

How can I join LumaMC?

You can connect to LumaMC using the server IP: play.lumamc.net

What is the Discord for LumaMC?

You can join the LumaMC Discord community at: https://lumamc.net/chat

Is there a website for LumaMC?

Yes, you can visit the LumaMC website at: https://lumamc.net/

Can I view the map of LumaMC?

Yes, you can view the map of LumaMC at: https://map.lumamc.net/

What makes LumaMC special?

LumaMC offers unique features, an inclusive community, and a roadmap with exciting content updates and events. Player feedback is valued, and the server aims to provide a collaborative and fun environment for all players.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafting and Laughter: GTA 6 Edition

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Are you tired of waiting for GTA 6 to come out? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll be having so much fun, you’ll forget all about it! Our server is so awesome, you’ll never want to leave. In fact, one player even said they would kill themselves after GTA 6 comes out, but now they’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about it! So come join us and let’s make some memories before GTA 6 finally drops (if it ever does)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Shear Madness – Woolly Good Times on a Minecraft Server!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for New Beginnings Edition, where sheep vtubers and their friends roam free in a land of endless possibilities.

Ever wanted to build a sheep-themed castle with Essie and Eira? Or maybe go on a wild adventure with Rhea and Chika? How about some relaxing ASMR sessions with SleepSheep and Esila? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Join our friendshaped EN streamers for even more chaotic fun. From Mintmai’s epic battles to PARAsi’s hilarious antics, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And let’s not forget about our JP streamers, who bring a whole new level of craziness to the mix. From Maru’s wacky builds to Hoshimiya’s adorable sheep skins, you’ll be laughing non-stop.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this sheep-filled adventure and make memories that will last a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a sheep-themed love triangle like Meru, Lisa, and Sleepy! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mines Excavated:	2901

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Welcome to the Stormy Lagoon! Where creepers have waterproof fur and skeletons enjoy a little swim now and then 😉

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Server Overview

Version	1.20.4
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

🚫 Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.
📘 Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
👥 Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.
🔄 Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
🎨 Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
💰 Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.
🏹 Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
🏡 Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.
⭐ Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
🌈 Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

FAQs

Q: How long has the server been around?

A: Stormy Lagoon has been established for over four years, since January 4th, 2022.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, the server is available on both Java and Bedrock versions.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: The server has fair rules in place to ensure a worry and lag-free experience for everyone. Please refer to the server guidelines for more information.

Q: How can I obtain ranks on the server?

A: You can obtain all ranks through voting, as there is no pay-to-win feature on Stormy Lagoon.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SteamCraft VS Hypixel

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Comparison of Hypixel and SteamCraft Minecraft Servers

Hypixel	SteamCraft
Large player base	Focused on community building
Wide variety of minigames	Emphasis on enhancing core Minecraft experience
Competitive gameplay	Promotes creativity and innovation
Regular updates and events	Supportive community atmosphere
Advanced ranking and progression systems	Encourages collaboration and teamwork

FAQ

Question	Hypixel	SteamCraft
What is the primary focus of the server?	Providing a wide variety of minigames and competitive gameplay	Fostering a community that values creativity and collaboration
What sets the server apart?	Large player base and diverse game modes	Emphasis on enhancing core Minecraft experience and supportive community atmosphere
How often are updates and events held?	Regularly, with new content and challenges added frequently	Events and community activities are scheduled to encourage interaction and engagement
Is there a ranking system in place?	Yes, there are advanced ranking and progression systems	Promotes collaboration and teamwork rather than individual rankings
What type of players would enjoy the server?	Players who enjoy competitive gameplay and a variety of minigames	Players who value creativity, innovation, and community building

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nue’s Pixelated Possession

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where Steve and Alex throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, it’s the next big thing…and it’s pretty cool.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixelated Pioneers: A Bootleg Blast from the Past Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing those fancy, high-budget games that everyone else is playing? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that is a low-budget remake of a nearly 20-year-old game? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique gaming experience that will make you question why you ever played those other games.

Join our server for the chance to play with Game Pass, where you can access exclusive content and features that will blow your mind. And guess what? Our server still sells more than FFVII Rebirth, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

Don’t be like Larry, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs high-budget games when you can have low-budget fun on our Minecraft server?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5503
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hotdog Water: Where the only thing harder than the mobs is the stale bread

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Hardcore	You can vote for world reset on the discord, and if people vote for it, the world is reset within five minutes.
Vanilla	No random teleport, no TP to bed, and no land claim.
Rules	PVP, griefing, and fun are allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a wiener.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I vote for a world reset?

Yes, you can vote for a world reset on the discord server.

2. Are there any teleport options available?

No, there is no random teleport or TP to bed feature on this server.

3. Are there any land claims allowed?

No, there are no land claims allowed on this server.

4. Can I use cheats or hacks on this server?

No, cheating and hacking are not allowed. Please play fair.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

6. Where can I find more information?

You can visit the server’s website at https://hotdogwater.dog or join the discord server at https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

7. Is there a video about this server?

Yes, you can watch a video about the server at https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Girlcock Kingdom: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical “girlcock” – a rare and powerful item rumored to grant unlimited power to those who possess it. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter along the way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamacorns who roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Will you befriend these majestic creatures or run in terror from their sparkly hooves?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you’re not willing to suck girlcock, you might not be ready for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Emeralds Found:	8986

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23