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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 67 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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