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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5394 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3073 |
Potions Brewed: | 41 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!