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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8706 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!