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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3050 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 399 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!