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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5598 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6340 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!