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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1577 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 773 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!