Crafty Jew Crew | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the creepers is the conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the diamonds in the game are actually controlled by a secret society of Minecraft-playing Jews.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like flying pigs and zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more diamonds).

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house out of enchanted golden apples while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled Nether portal? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Illuminati).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ChudCraft: Where Persian chuds get absolutely BTFO in Minecraft!

Absolutely, Based, BTFO, ChudCraft, chuds, Drones, incel, incel drones, long trail tags, Minecraft, Persian, Persian chuds, princess, Recover, take down, ZOG, zog princess

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with the fierce Zog Princess as she takes down an army of incel drones! These drones have taken over the land with their toxic masculinity and questionable hygiene habits, but with your help, we can show them who’s boss!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that the Zog Princess herself will reward the bravest players with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and help us defeat the incel drones once and for all! Who knew saving the world could be so much fun?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunsetCraft: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool!

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, chartanon, CREEPERS, DeepL, discussion, download links, Drool, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, Recommendations, rule, specific element, spoiler tags, Sunset Edition, SunsetCraft, tech support, useful things, villagers, visual novel, VN General

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of visual novels to a whole new level! Instead of reading about cute anime girls, you can actually interact with them in-game. Want to date a tsundere zombie? Go for it! Prefer a yandere creeper? They’re waiting for you!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries that will make your head spin faster than a slime in a tornado. From uncovering ancient ruins to battling dragons with magical powers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house with a sentient AI maid who cooks you virtual meals while you fight off hordes of pixelated monsters? Only on our server, of course! Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers and Craziness Collide!

anti-pornographic, Chaos, collide, control, coping, Crafting, Craziness, CREEPERS, curious exploration, Engage, Exploration, fictionalized version, Interaction, Invested, late virgin, Motion, Naive, pornography, pure perspective, reenacting pornography, reference, rejection, rejection of pornographic motions, sex, Sexuality

Are you tired of being controlled by the unrealistic expectations set by the world of pornography? Are you ready to break free and explore sex and sexuality in a whole new way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can let your imagination run wild and create your own unique experiences. Build your own virtual world where you can explore sex and sexuality in a safe and supportive environment.

Forget about the pressures of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Who needs porn when you have the power to create your own fantasies right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start your journey towards a more authentic and fulfilling exploration of sex and sexuality. Let’s break free from the chains of porn and embrace a new era of discovery and self-expression!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	985
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Bulma’s Blocky Adventures

Admiration, Adventures, animated series, Anime, Anime girl, Beloved, blocky, blue hair, BULMA, Bulmas, Character, childhood favorite, Crafty, dragon ball z, iconic, legendary warrior, love, memorable, Nostalgia, Powerful, Saiyan, strong female, Super Saiyan, Vegeta, warrior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server, “Bulma my beloved,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us on a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off. Our server is run by a group of wacky NPCs who will guide you through ridiculous quests like hunting down a rare chicken that lays golden eggs or rescuing a group of lost llamas who have formed a boy band.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bulma, a sassy and stylish llama who has a penchant for throwing the most extravagant parties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can impress Bulma with your dance moves, she’ll grant you three wishes – no joke!

So what are you waiting for? Join “Bulma my beloved” today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCreeperz: Where building blocks are scarier than Iran’s proxies!

Allies, Attention, blocks, building, clear-eyed attention, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, Democracy, Hamas, internet, iran, Iran’s, Israel, Lecture, overcomplicating, proxies, proxy, relationship, russia, scarier, social media, threat, trump, Truth, young people

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like Israel, defending against the threats of Iran (and creepers) to keep you safe while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and learn all about the geopolitical landscape of Minecraft, from Russia’s shady dealings with Iran to Trump’s questionable alliances with skeletons (they do have bones, after all). Our 200-level lectures will have you laughing, learning, and questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky politics.

So why wait? Join our server today and become a Minecraft master while also becoming a master of international relations. Who knew virtual mining could be so educational and entertaining?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCraft: Manhattan Madness

Broadway, central park, city life, CraftyCraft, culture, Diversity, East Coast, empire state building, food scene, hudson river, madness, manhattan, new york city, nightlife, NYC, skyline, Skyscrapers, statue of liberty, times square, tourism, travel, urban living

Do you like Manhattan? Well, imagine if Manhattan was made entirely out of pixelated blocks and filled with creepers and zombies! Our Minecraft server takes the concrete jungle to a whole new level, where you can build your own skyscrapers, battle mobs in Central Park, and even ride minecart subways to get around. Join us for a wild adventure that will make you feel like a blocky billionaire in the Big Apple!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Sora’s Nonsense Land – LOL Edition

6th Anniversary Party, Crafty, Dramaturgy 2nd Edition, Edition, Fanclub, general, Holodex Radio, hololive, Hololive Island Voice, Hololive Superexpo2024, Hololive Talent, Hololive TV, Keep Shinin, Land, lol, Manga, Music, nonsense, Sora Record, Soras, Time Limited Merch, Tokino Sora, Tokino Sora Fanclub, Tokino Sora Twitter, VOD, Watanuki-san, Yume o Kakeru

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can experience the thrill of Dramaturgy 2nd Edition – where every block you break is a dramatic masterpiece waiting to unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest song will have you bopping along as you mine and craft your way through our server. And don’t forget to tune in to Holodex Radio for all the latest tunes to keep you entertained while you build your virtual empire.

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Why not check out our exclusive merch, available for a limited time only. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, join us for the Tokino Sora 6th Anniversary Party – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even run into Watanuki-san or get a group cover of your favorite song. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoHealNoDeal Minecraft Server: Where fighting means no healing, just pure chaos and epic battles!

balance, battle, Battles, challenge, Chaos, Combat, Damage, Epic, Fight, Fighting, game design, gameplay, healing, health, LIMITATIONS, Means, Mechanics, Minecraft, NoHealNoDeal, Pure, Recovery, restrictions, RPG, rules, Server, strategy, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping things spicy and unpredictable! Forget about healing during a fight, because who needs boring old rules like that anyway?

Join us for epic battles where you’ll have to rely on your wits and quick reflexes to survive. Imagine the adrenaline rush of facing off against a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper without being able to heal – talk about a real challenge!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of hidden treasures and secret weapons scattered throughout the server to help you on your quest for glory. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a magical potion that grants you invincibility for a limited time!

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills to the limit and have a blast while doing it, then come join us on our server. Just remember, no healing allowed – it’s all about the thrill of the fight!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Brothas vs. Spicy Senors: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

black men, blocky, brothas, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, identity politics, Latino men, Masculinity, Media influence, Minecraft, Minority representation, Misinformation, POL, Popularity, prejudice, Race, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial stereotypes, Senors, showdown, social media, societal norms, spicy, Stereotypes, Ultimate

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, raining bacon upon you. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a flash mob dance party in the town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	9
Animals Bred:	157	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail Shenanigans

abundance, ACHERON, along the passing shore, BOOTHILL, dan heng, Gallagher, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Luocha, nihility, PELA, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Shenanigans, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Your Color

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Want to ride a pig into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a creeper to a dance-off? Well, we can’t promise that, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events where you can win virtual prizes that will make your friends jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, maybe stick to farming).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Magic Items Found:	7120	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AnxietyCraft: Where you can mine away your worries and build a better tomorrow!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, BUILD, comfort, coping, emotional, family, fear, healing, love, mental health, mental illness, Mother, panic attack, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Therapy, Tomorrow, Trauma, warmth, worries

Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of reality! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated hugs and love from all the virtual moms you could ever dream of. No more panic attacks, just endless blocks to mine and build with. Who needs a real mom when you have a Minecraft mom to tuck you in at night? Come join us and leave your real-world problems behind!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7221
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Anime Adventures: ‘Mushoku Tensei’ Server

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, Crafty, Emotional rollercoaster, family, FANTASY, growth, harem, Hidden Gem, isekai, Japanese culture, light novel, LukeChads, Magic, Mushoku, Mushoku tensei, Otaku, Redemption, Reincarnation, Server, Tensei, world-building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns with diamond swords, building a castle made entirely of cake, and riding on the backs of flying pigs.

But beware, LukeChads, because on our server, the cows have learned how to use TNT and the sheep are plotting a rebellion against the players.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our server. Just don’t tell LukeChads… they might not be ready for all the craziness that awaits them!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	673
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ores Mined:	9282
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Creepin’ Guilt Trip: Where Minecrafters Regret Blowing Up Their Friends’ Houses

accident, Apology, blowing, Childhood, chuck e cheese, CREEPIN, forgiveness, Friends, Guilt, guilt complex, guilt trip, healing, Houses, Kid, letting go, Minecrafters, mistake, moving on, Redemption, regret, remorse, self-blame, self-forgiveness, shame, trip

Join our Minecraft server and escape the guilt of your past misdeeds! Build a virtual world where you can right your wrongs and redeem yourself for that time you accidentally knocked over a kid’s pizza at Chuck E Cheese. Let your creativity run wild as you create a new identity for yourself in a world where accidents never happen (unless you want them to)! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of the Chuck E Cheese animatronic band haunts our server, so you never know what kind of wacky adventures you’ll encounter. Join now and start your journey to redemption (and maybe even score some free tokens)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5339	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Communists: Where North Korea’s Illegitimate State Meets Chinese & Russian Fuel!

autocrats, brainwashed citizens, Chinese, Communists, Crafty, death, Dictatorship, Fuel, global security, Government, human rights abuses, illegitimate, illegitimate state, international relations, Koreas, meets, military threats, north, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Oppression, political turmoil, Propaganda, regime change, Russian, sanctions, State, totalitarianism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of oppressive regimes like North Korea and its puppet masters, China and Russia! Join us and fight against the brainwashed minions of these autocrats as we build a world where freedom reigns and creativity knows no bounds.

On our server, you can unleash your inner rebel and take down virtual dictatorships with your trusty pickaxe and sword. Build towering monuments to democracy and justice, or just prank your friends with explosive traps and hidden dungeons. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic quest for freedom and fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot. Just watch out for those sneaky spies from North Korea – they’re always trying to sabotage our epic builds!

Join us today and help us overthrow the oppressive regimes of the world, one block at a time. Let’s show those Chinese and Russian autocrats who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Meteorites Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Boss Babes: Indie Edition

AMBITION, aspirations, Babes, blocky, Boss, career, creativity, Dedication, determination, dreams, DRIVE, Edition, goals, hard work, independent artist, indie, Marketing, Music (Industry), networking, Passion, perseverance, self-promotion, success, talent

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, stuck in the same old routine of mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner indie gamer! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can become the ultimate indie Minecraft superstar.

Picture this: you stumble upon a secret underground cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the mischievous indie mobs lurking in the shadows! Will you be able to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself? Only the bravest and most creative players will survive this epic quest.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Indie Village, where players can showcase their unique builds and creations. From pixel art masterpieces to mind-bending redstone contraptions, the possibilities are endless in this quirky and vibrant community.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you have what it takes to be a successful indie Minecraft player. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the indie gaming scene!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.