Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Potions Brewed:	97

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magic Items Found:	2168	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	59105	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2945	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Potions Brewed:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ores Mined:	612	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	271	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!