Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2999	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	189	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	751685	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	6137
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Magic Items Found:	4964	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Farms Harvested:	666

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Animals Bred:	101
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6749	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4549
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	116
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.