Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Items Found:	7982	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	932
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	758760	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mines Excavated:	4547	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.